Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? It is because you are a statue, my dear. Birds, mostly of the pigeon-icarus variety, like suddenly appearing and putting the poop upon the statues. All you have to do is move a little and this will scare the birds away.

No, really why do birds suddenly appear?

Birds appear out of nowhere because you are in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. You are a hapless victim with a bull's-eye upon your scalp and angry birds want to hurt you. These birds want nothing better than to peck your eyes out and make small nests within your ears.

No, stop teasing, why do birds suddenly appear?

With the decline of the telecom industry the carrier pigeon is coming back into favor. Don't worry - he won't hurt you. He is only bringing you a message from a friend. "You've got mail."

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